
How long is most people's attention span? I guess it varies. It
depends on our mood, our environment and how interested we are in
something.
Watching the big election showdown on TV last night it is
something I kept thinking about. And the implicit belief by each
leader's PR people in the public's minuscule ability to focus on
anything for longer than half a minute is my prevailing impression
of a deeply disappointing night's viewing.
In my rather sad way I had a warm glow of expectation about the
debate. It was event television. And we don't get event telly very
much in these days of fragmented audiences; those invisible
millions who tune in to watch Takeshi's Castle or The Dog
Whisperer. People who exist but who I have never met.
Most debates we have usually serve to compound our initial
prejudices. Of course the parties and supporters were always set to
say "it was our man that won it." Short of some expletive laden
explosion, the kind of which one might find on occasion in the
Irish parliament, (propriety prevents me from hyperlinking it but
you could always go to You Tube and look for "Paul Gogarty swears
against Labour party in Dail") it was never going to set the pulse
racing.
Cameron was Blair 2.0. He had a shelf full of too neat anecdotes
and over -egged his use of audience members' first names times in
all his answers. Too plausible by half. He was automaton like.
Which is odd as his face did call to mind Data from Star Trek. I
can only presume the make-up lady in ITV got a little carried away
on the foundation. His golden moment was talking about the NHS and
what it had meant to him. It resonated because you got the feeling
it was true, if the other anecdotes about the hard working folk he
had met on the election trail had felt half as real he would have
cleaned the decks.
I fully expected to want to hide behind a cushion each time
Brown was on base. The cringe factor was not high however. More
than any of the other leaders Brown hammered home his key message
the most relentlessly: fearing for the economy if the Tories win.
It is a simple but powerful message. Labour has steered the nation
if not out of the woods, then to the edge at least. The dreaded
'double dip' was the spectre that Brown raised at every mention of
swinging Tory cuts, echoing voters' fears about risking the
recovery. Brown doesn't have a face you can warm to as a viewer. He
used to be the Iron Chancellor, and his steely demeanour didn't
disguise itself long. When he did a fake chuckle of derision at a
Cameron comment , and one of those painted on smiles, he was
frankly chilling. Both Brown and Cameron tried to rein in the
combatative spirit of the Commons' PM Questions. When it did spill
over it was better for telly, breaking the neat choreography of the
debate, and better for Nick Clegg, who in the minds of most
neutrals was a clear winner.
Clegg has a likeable face. When the tedious hum of key messages
spouted again and again became a faint buzz, and we had all zoned
out, we will remember Clegg's honest face. Simples. Despite the
tangible consensus with Labour on so many of the issues Clegg would
always come out on top as he had an easier job. No power has
equalled no responsibility and no bad decisions taken.
My staunchly apolitical flat mate turned to me during the debate
and said "why do they keep saying the same things over-and-over
again. I have forgotten which is which. Can we please change
channel?" Maybe the PR advisers were wrong. Hammering home the same
key messages again and again rendered the whole debate an exercise
in tedium for the floating voter, who I suspect has come out more
baffled than they went in.
Eimear